| N.e.r.d-Spaz | Verse 1: Pharrell]
Hey...
I'm a little teapot short and stout
Theres some shake-up'in around me know it's talk, and no doubt
I pop the lid the lid, its gon be me I wanna know
Nothing'll happen if I don't open my mouth
I aint a punk bitch, I don't give a fuck
I'm just bein me and speakin from the gut
Well its a little bit of us, a whole lot of you,
and we just came here to see what it do...
[Chorus]
I'm right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can turn tables and you can throw chairs
I'm right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can knock doors and tear up, ya'have to air so...
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spa-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spa-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
[Verse 2: Shay]
I'm a little teapot blowin off steam
You put me on the heat, I don't whistle I scream
Bang, bang, fuck a bed fuck a dream
This is rage blowin up your machine
I'm a star bitch, I don't give a fuck
Don't be surprised when this bitch start blowin up
Well its a little bit of us, a whole lot of you,
and we just came here to see what it do...
(Chorus)
[Pharrell]
And now I'm wakin up layin in the ambulance bed
with somethin in my arm, I gotta get it off
A tattoo with a line that'll read your mind
And next is your mind, I gotta get it off
The shit they spray attack my lungs everyday
With a creeping decay, I gotta get it off
By attacking these things, I earnt my wings
And my halo but first I gotta, get it off
(Chorus X2)
http://www.mediafire.com/?xk12xb1yezm |  |
| N.E.R.D. "Spaz" on Jimmy Kimmel Live 10-31-08 | N.E.R.D. "Spaz" on Jimmy Kimmel Live 10-31-08 |  |
| Week 26: Wednesday: I'm a Spaz | Don't mind the various outfit changes....I aint feel like tryin to put on the same outfit every time i added stuff in :-)
THEME:
If you could Describe yourself as a movie and/or television show, what would it be and why?
TRUTH:
What is your most embarrassing childhood nickname
DARE:
Tell a story, poem, and/or go an a rant using song lyrics, song titles and/or movie titles.
************************FOLLOW ALONG POEM WORDS HERE**********************
I chose a lot of song titles to make my poem (they are in order of when I say them in the poem):
"Listen" - Talib Kweli
"I Decided" - Solange
"4 Page Letter" - Aaliyah
"Daydreamin" - Lupe Fiasco
"Cosmic Journey" - Solange
"Paris & Tokyo" - Lupe Fiasco
"Smiley Face" -Gnarls Barkely
"Butterflies" - Alicia Keys
"Love Hangover" - Kidz in the Hall feat. Estelle
"Happy Juice" - Keri Hilson
"You Got Me" - The Roots
"Can't Tell Me Nothing" - Kanye West
"I Just Died" - Amerie
"Slow Dance" - John Legend
"Greenlight" - John Legend
"Beautiful Liar" - Beyonce
"Shawty" - Akon
"Unbreakable" - Alicia Keys
"Just Friends" Amy Winehouse
"Killing Me Softly" - Lauryn Hill
"Be Your Girl" - Teedra Moses
"Super Human" - Chris Brown
"Sweet Lady" - Tyrese
"Bleeding Love" - Leona Lewis
"Clumsy" - Fegie
"Confessions" - Usher
"Nothing But Love For You" - Chris Brown
I hope you caught them all
Oh and Mr. Grind aka Short334 aka (I know your real name)....you triflin' lolol |  |
| Jim Jeffries / Spaz Approved - Live at The Comedy Store | Jim Jeffries
"HE HAD THE CROWD IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND... IT'S A TIGHT HOUR OF BRILLIANT ANECDOTES AND BREATHTAKING CRUDITY, DELIVERED WITH SUCH LIKEABLE BLOKISHNESS, YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE VERY DETERMINED NOT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME" - CHORTLE 13/08/06
Australian born Jim Jeffries is a headline performer in countries such as Canada, Asia, South Africa, Europe and the UK.
"THE AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T CARE WHO HE OFFENDS, BADGERING THOSE WHO RESIST UNTIL THEY CAPITULATE AND JOIN IN THE LAUGHTER, HARD HITTING AND EXPERTLY DELIVERED" THE HERALD 24/08/06
Regarded as one of the fastest rising stars in the comedy world, his brash confrontational style has made him one of the most sought after comics on the world stage.
"JEFFRIES DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OFFENDING THE THIN-SKINNED WITH HIS BRUTALLY HONEST OBSERVATIONS... HE HAD US ON THE EDGE OF OUR SEATS"
- THE LIST 10/08/06
Jim gets away with jokes that most comedians wouldn't touch due to his ability to both charm and offend the crowd through equal measures.
"VERY FUNNY... HE HAS A GIFT FOR BEING EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT. IN FACT, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED THIS MIGHT BE ONE TO AVOID, IF YOU DON'T TAKE YOURSELF TO SERIOUSLY, GO ALONG AND MARVEL AT HOW JEFFRIES GETS AWAY WITH IT." - SKINNYFEST 22/08/06
In 2005 Jim wowed audiences at The Montreal 'Just for Laugh's' Festival where he was performing in the highly acclaimed 'Nasty Show'. Jim garnered one of the biggest press articles at the festival and was also moved above 2 of America's cult as neither could follow Jim's storming performances.
"LIKE ALL THE GREATS, HE IS ABLE TO TURN FILTH INTO AN ARTFORM" MONTREAL GAZETTE 17/07/05
In 2006 Jim made his return to the Edinburgh Festival with his solo show titled 'The Second Coming' which not only received seven 4 star reviews and numerous other press articles about his show. It sold out the whole run and he also managed to wind up Christian Voice as well. Hoorah!
"SICK AND REPELLENT" STEVEN GREEN CHRISTIAN VOICE 16/08/06
"HARD HITTING, UNRELENTING GAGS... CHRISTIAN VOICE CERTAINLY KNOW A FIND COMEDIAN WHEN THEY PERSECUTE HIM." - THE SCOTSMAN 17/08/06
Its not all about filth though with Jim he is in demand for TV and panel TV shows and you can catch Jim on 'Comedy Cuts' ITV2 'Heaven & Earth' BBC1, If.ComEddies 'ITV2, 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' BBC2 , 'The History of Offensive Humour' Channel 4 'Comedy Blue' Paramount, and even performing a 'clean' set on 'The World Stands Up' and 'Edinburgh and Beyond' for the Paramount Comedy Channel
TV Appearances to date:
Never Mind the Buzzcocks - 2004 & 2006 (BBC)
The Comedy Store - 2005 & 2006 (Paramount & CH5)
The World Stands Up - 2006 (Paramount)
Flipside TV - 2005 (Paramount)
Last Chancers - 2004 (CH4)
Coming Up:
Comedy Cuts - 2006 (ITV2)
Comedy Blue - 2006 (Paramount)
+ Numerous others in the pipeline
Festivals to date:
Montreal Comedy Festival, Just for Laughs - 2005
Edinburgh Comedy Festival - 2002, 2004 & 2006
The South African Comedy Festival - 2005
Leeds & Reading Festivals 2004, 2005 & 2006
Glastonbury Festival 2004 & 2005
Latitude Festival 2006
More Quotes:
"EXCELLENT... JIM JEFFRIES GRABS ATTENTION... ONE OF THE FUNNIEST TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION... AN HOUR OF BRACING FUNNIES FROM A PLANET ENTIRELY FREE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS"
- METRO 07/08/06
"JEFFRIES IS ALMOST GUARENTEED TO SELL-OUT EVERY NIGHT OF THIS FRINGE FESTIVAL. GUILLOTINE-SHARP WIT... THE AUDIENCE WERE STILL FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR MORE"
- THREE WEEKS 10/08/06
"OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THERE IS NO-ONE LESS PC, BUT DOES THIS HINDER HIS PERFORMANCE? THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING NO! HIS MATERIAL IS WIDE AND VARIED AND FLOWS SEAMLESSLY FROM ONE TOPIC TO ANOTHER, AND NOTHING I MEAN NOTHING IS TABOO. WELL WORTH CHECKING OUT"
- ONE4REVIEW 08/08/06
"HIS MOST MORALLY BANKRUPT SHOW TO DATE"
THE INDEPENDENT 17/08/06
"RIOUTOUSLY FUNNY... TIRADES INCREASINGLY HILARIOUS AS HE WITHOULDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, FOR ALL OUT LAUGHS AT ANY EXPENSE, JEFFRIES SHOW HAS TO COME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED."
- CHORTLE 20/08/04
"GENUINELY FUNNY ANECDOTES... JEFFRIES CLEARLY HAS NO SHAME. HE HAPPILY TELLS STORIES MOST OF US WOULD BE TO EMBARRASSED TO REMEMBER"
- FEST 12/08/04
"THIS SHOW IS SO WRONG, BUT SO DAMN RIGHT. JEFFRIES PROVES THAT IT THE TABOO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST - I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD DURING ANY OTHER FRINGE SHOW"
- THREE WEEKS 15/08/04 |  |
| WAAF's Spaz vs. Matt Light and Stephen Neal | Take a look as WAAF's Hill-Man Morning Show member Spaz takes on Matt Light and Stephen Neal in a series of challenges |  |
| SPAZ ATTACK!!! | I got bored after talking to people on myspace so I made a video of being an idiot. M&M'S RULE!!! |  |
| me being...a spaz | this is a one woman video...meaning only one person was in production of this video whether being 3 people in one video, the editor, the producer, or the director...about an hour and a half went into the making of this video...my editing skills...SUCK but ilove this video! if you dont like it, dont let me know...keep your mean comments to yourself...if you like it, id love to know!
COMMENt.RAtE.FAVORitE.SUBSCRiBE.
i love you guys! ok the song is called on the line if you are wondering...its by demi lovato featuring the jonas brothers and is on demi's new album dont forget...so DONT FORGET it...ok that was stupid...well...(i must go watch the hills finale...goodbye lauren...and everyone else...ill miss you!!!) nevermind!! the hills has more episodes!!!!! yayyy!!!!!!! anyways...in the vid, i look like im eating my phone haha |  |
| Spaz Attack! | A little movie that sparked this is little collection of movies I made.
Late fall, 2004. You can tell how much of this was influenced by Alien vs Predator.
2 Years later, I dont think I can move the way I did in this movie. |  |
| spaz got owned =) | one of my best friend in real life and runescape GOT OWNED then he owned me |  |
| Joe Jonas Spaz Attack!!! | OMJ Funny!!! |  |
| N.E.R.D. - Spaz | N.E.R.D. - Spaz |  |
| Little Kidz Spaz Out | READ THIS & WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY:
Sorry that the audio is late
Sony Vegas was acting up :(
Stll Enjoy the Video :) |  |
| Sand Spaz | Sand Spaz Dune Run Glamis 2008 |  |
| Plastikman - Spaz | taken from K7's longvideo X-Mix 3 Enter Digital Reality mixed by Richie Hawtin & John Acquaviva |  |
| Spaz | yeaa boii |  |
| Miyavi - The Best of the Spaz | He takes my breath away and turns it into giggles. This is a compilation of some of the best Miyavi comment spaz moments. Now in creating this video, am I celebrating Miyavi's whimsical shenanigans or condoning a very sad and serious cocaine addiction? The world may never know. |  |
| Spaz gamer | worlds hardest game spaz. |  |
| WAAF Heavy Hottie Heather vs Spaz | A WAAF 107.3 and 97.7 FM Boston charity pudding wrestling match featuring Heavy Hottie Heather vs. Hill-Man Morning Show Producer Spaz. |  |
| Tororo [Spaz].wmv | New combat pet in Last Chaos. Local name: Scra-chi | ![Tororo [Spaz].wmv](http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/E3fwpmdWVXE/default.jpg) |
| N.E.R.D "Spaz" Live at The Nokia Theatre NYC! 9/22/08 pt 7 | Classic! Pharrell & Shay mesmerize the crowd with their hit "Spaz". Hands wave from side to side & Skateboard P. busts a move. Plus, a fresh drum battle at the end!
waheedpix |  |
| Spaz i Beba veridba | Spaz i Beba veridba, Dusan i Jovan Sviraju i pevaju CETIR KONJA DEBELA, Deda dirnut pesmom |  |
| little spaz mcelroy | new kitten, spaz |  |
| Spaz Girlz | Candace and Paige have fun with Bailey! |  |
| Spaz | From the movie, 'Meatballs' |  |
| spaz | 2 frend |  |
| N.E.R.D feat. Aymen - Spaz @ Roundhouse - Camden - London | SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL!
N*E*R*D - Spaz out at the Roundhouse, Camden, London. Aymen in the brown/green shirt and black cap showin the crowd that he'll SPAZ IF HE WANTS TO!!!
[Verse 1: Pharrell]
Hey
Now Im a little teapot short and stout
This is shake-up in around me knows talk, and no doubt
I pop the lid the lid, its gonna be me Im gonna let it out
Nothin will happen if I dont open my mouth
I aint a punk bitch, I dont give a fuck
Im just bein me and speakin from the gut
Well its a little bit of us, and a whole lot of you,
and we just came here to see what it do
[Chorus]
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can turn tables and you can throw chairs
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can knock doors and tear gas the air so
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
[Verse 2: Shae]
Now Im a little teapot blowin off steam
You put me on the heat, I dont whistle I scream
Bad, bad, like a bad fuckin dream
This is rage blowin up your machine
Im a star bitch, I dont give a fuck
Dont be surprised when this bitch starts blowin up
Well its a little bit of us, and a whole lot of you,
and we just came here to see what it do
[Chorus]
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can turn tables and you can throw chairs
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can knock doors and tear gas the air so
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
[Pharrell]
Wakin up layin in the ambulance bed
With somethin in my arm, I gotta get it off
A tattoo with a line that will read your mind
And next is your mind, I gotta get it off
The shit they spread attack my lungs everyday
With a creeping decay, I gotta get it off
By attacking these things, I earn my wings
And my halo but first I gotta, get it off
[Chorus]
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can turn tables and you can throw chairs
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can knock doors and tear gas the air so
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
[Chorus]
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can turn tables and you can throw chairs
Im right here, and I aint goin nowhere
You can knock doors and tear gas the air so
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to
Spaz if you want to, spaz if you want
Spaz-spaz if you want to, spaz if you want to |  |
| Call of Duty 4 Spaz / Stretch Deaths | This is a video that me (TCG Revolution) and my mate (TCG KabOoM) fooling around stretching our bodies on Call of Duty 4 on the map Backlot.
Hope you enjoy.
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| spaz sesh | we are spazes
nick a has brown hair and nick c has a hat |  |
| SPAZ | this kid didnt see this coming
he and didnt take it well |  |
| moe. Spaz Medicine | moe.
February 7, 2004
9:30 Club
Washington, DC
Spaz Medicine
from the fan-produced DVD
"100 Revisited" |  |
| Gingerandtits Had A Spaz | 5:53 Minutes Of Total Crap. |  |
| NERD Pharrell 9 Spaz Live at Grove in Anaheim 091508 | NERD Pharrell 9 Spaz Live at Grove in Anaheim 091508 |  |
| SPAZ-Pharrell, Chris Brown, Teyana Taylor | Pharrell, Chris Brown, and Teyana Taylor on stage at Nissan Pavilion on May 10, 2008.
N.E.R.D.-Spaz
Shot by Chris Woodruff.
http://myspace.com/nickcrescendo |  |
| WAAF's Spaz takes on the IFL's John Doomsday Howard | WAAF's Spaz takes on the IFL's John Doomsday Howard |  |
| Spaz | elijah goes through some weird times |  |
| chaz "the spaz" painter | chaz painter |  |
| Damon Wayans' spaz attack in Habibi's Deli (Mo' Money) | Johnny Stewart as played by Damon Wayans in the movie "Mo' Money", goes into Habibi's Deli to order a turkey sandwich. In the meantime he has a spazmodic attack, reminiscent of Handiman from the TV show "In Living Color".
My favourite scene in the movie. This movie came out in 1992 while In Living Color was still on the air on the Fox network.
This movie stars also Marlon Wayans and Stacey Dash. |  |
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